We Surveyed...Three People?
So this is what failure feels like. Apparently, when I suggested that you, my loyal readers, pick the topic for Monday's post I was operating under several delusions. First, that you could all come to some sort of majority opinion. And secondly, that that opinion would only be discerned after many charts were made, and accountants were consulted. I envisioned experts from Ernst and Young pouring over hundreds or even thousands of suggestions. I received three. On a more positive note, two out of three of you (or 2/3's, if you will) think I am incredibly hot (this fraction comes directly from Ernst and Young. They are very reputable, therefore it is true). In the end, I picked one out of a hat. If you aren't amused, remember, it's all your fault. And do, please, participate this time...
The other day while playing the Family Feud Home Edition (now 2/3 of you also think I'm lame) I discovered a startling truth. To demonstrate, please split up into teams (boys against girls will do nicely, I think), and try to come up with the number one answers to these real-life questions from my favorite family-friendly game (remember to leave your answers in the comments section, so I can forward them on to Parker Brothers).
Let's play, The Family Feud!
1. Name something that jiggles.
2. Name something that rises.
3. Name something people do in bed that might annoy others.
4. Name something people want to take a shower after.
5. Name something people pass to one another.
6. Name a word or phrase containing the word "play."
7. Name something people aren't allowed to do at a public beach.
8. Name someone who's always "on call."
9. Name something people like to do when they're alone.
The other day while playing the Family Feud Home Edition (now 2/3 of you also think I'm lame) I discovered a startling truth. To demonstrate, please split up into teams (boys against girls will do nicely, I think), and try to come up with the number one answers to these real-life questions from my favorite family-friendly game (remember to leave your answers in the comments section, so I can forward them on to Parker Brothers).
Let's play, The Family Feud!
1. Name something that jiggles.
2. Name something that rises.
3. Name something people do in bed that might annoy others.
4. Name something people want to take a shower after.
5. Name something people pass to one another.
6. Name a word or phrase containing the word "play."
7. Name something people aren't allowed to do at a public beach.
8. Name someone who's always "on call."
9. Name something people like to do when they're alone.
posted by jenn marsala at 7:00 PM
6 Comments:
1. Jello
2. Dough
3. Snore
4. Sex (like I would know)
5. Gas
6. Foreplay
7. Have sex
8. Doctor
9. Pleasure themselves (like I would know. Oh wait, I do know)
1 The word syncopation
2 The sun
3 Dream out loud
4 Abseiling
5 The salt and pepper
6 Let's play groupies
7 Build a new house
8 Billy the Bingo Man
9 Lie very still and think about the colour blue
How did I do?
Like your blog - it's delightful!
1. Name something that jiggles
Someone's butt
2. Name something that rises.
The sun
3. Name something people do in bed that might annoy others.
Snore
4. Name something people want to take a shower after.
Digging in the mud
5. Name something people pass to one another.
The salt
6. Name a word or phrase containing the word "play."
Play ball!
7. Name something people aren't allowed to do at a public beach.
Be naked
8. Name someone who's always "on call."
A doctor
9. Name something people like to do when they're alone.
Ummm...watch TV? J/K
I would like to reiterate something I blogged several days ago...It is my belief that the readers of this blog are infinitely more intelligent and witty than the readers of most other blogs.
Case in point. I adore you all...
j
1. Name something that jiggles
Jello
2. Name something that rises.
Bread
3. Name something people do in bed that might annoy others.
clean their teeth
4. Name something people want to take a shower after.
working out
5. Name something people pass to one another.
measles
6. Name a word or phrase containing the word "play."
Playboy
7. Name something people aren't allowed to do at a public beach.
smoke pot
8. Name someone who's always "on call."
prostitute
9. Name something people like to do when they're alone.
go to the bathroom
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