You Learn Something New Everyday
Except yesterday. Yesterday I mainly ate pizza. In fact, if you divided yesterday neatly into three parts, it would appear thusly: First, think about eating pizza. Second, eat pizza. Third, eat more pizza. If I did, indeed, absorb anything (other than the aforementioned pizza), I can't recall. Today's shaping up to be equally productive. Right now I am thinking about hot dogs...
posted by jenn marsala at 10:16 AM
2 Comments:
You know I've been on this exercise crusade for the last several month, the weight comes off so slowly. I love pizza and hotdogs but then I'd have to exercise even harder, so I 've thought of ways to lose weight with out exercising directly.
Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.
Beating around the bush . . . . . . . . .75
Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . . 100
Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . . 150
Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25
Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250
Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50
Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . .75
Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350
Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 650
Once I read your posting I stopped going to the gym immediately in favor of making mountains out of molehills. I've lost 5 pounds in less than a week and I owe it all to you! Daddy O, you're my hero!!!
j
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