Jenn Marsala is Taken to the Cleaners
You know how dry cleaners insist that they clean your clothes without employing any of the traditional soap and water methods usually necessary to remove odors and stains. I am suspicious. I want proof. And while we're at it, I would also like my $3.20 back. Dry Cleaners of the World, take note: No one puts one over on Jenn Marsala...
posted by jenn marsala at 2:26 PM
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Just the name of the business makes me suspicious, "DRY CLEANERS"
Think about it, you can't clean anything DRY! For instance, try cleaning your
Teeth, car, bath tub,your dog, how about your hair, or your body, You might be able to convince me that about the only thing that can be cleaned dry is your wallet...
well, come to think about it, daddy o is absolutely right!
Have you noticed that the exact same article of clothing costs more for a woman to dry clean than a man? And while I'm on the subject, what's with the price of female haircuts vs. male?! It's a conspiracy, I say. And I for one hope that you won't let this go unchecked, Ms. Jennifer...
I bet your skirt cost less too...
Christ, it's been a while.
How are you, Jenn?
--Frank Beaton
(frankbeaton@gmail.com)
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